I must share this extremely funny IM conversation about a dream my friend had about the world’s least scary ghost. (Some background: We’re going to a friend’s wedding in New Orleans in a couple of weeks, and the rehearsal dinner is in a hotel that apparently is haunted.)
A: omg so the evite gave me a nightmare about the least scary ghost ever
L: about the ghost?
A: yes
L: what happened?
A: i was in some room, and this tiny ghost with a monocle and a top hat was playing the piano, and then he started floating toward me and smiling
he was tiny
and really just a head
L: hehehehehe
A: and i started screaming bloody murder and saying don’t kill me don’t kill me
and i woke up and was saying don’t kill me in real life
L: whoa
A: cuz of the stupid tiny ghost in the hat
L: omg i’m crying
A: and he wasn’t even 3-D
L: 2-D mini ghost in a hat?
A: he was like a cutout from a magazine
smiling
